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2009 is coming.  Next Thursday actually. Yes, we are celebrating.

What you should wear on New Years Eve depends entirely on where you’re going and what you’re doing.  Here are some ideas.

Lying Low – Nice Dinner (Not Our Plan)

If your NYE plans are to simply take your girlfriend out to dinner.  NY Magazine suggests a nice black suit, white shirt and red tie.  Very presidential really.  We like this advice.  If you’re going some place nice expect everyone to there to be looking their best and you need to make your date proud.  Even if you didn’t twist your brokers arm to get you a table at Jean Gorges it won’t hurt to be looking extra sharp.

Lying REALLY Low – The Couch (Also Not Our Plan)

If you can’t be bothered to get out of the house for New Years Eve and are planning on staying at home alone (or with other miserable people), then it doesn’t really matter what you wear.  We suggest either nudity, or a comfortable pair of sweat pants and white t-shirt.

Something Outside (Also Not Our Plan)

If you’re planning on going to Times Square to watch the ball drop with the mob your friends, About.com suggests you wear plenty of warm layers (hats, scarves, jackets) and comfortable shoes and socks.  The last couple days it has been warm(er) in NY, but it’s hard to predict what’s going to happen next week.  Don’t worry about looking good as much as being comfortable.  Bonus tip: DO NOT let your girlfriend wear heels or you will be hearing about it all night.

The Scene (Also Not Our Plan)

You’ve already booked your table at the club.  You’re planning on going through several bottles of Dom Perignon and Grey Goose.  Justin Timberlake, Paris Hilton, or (insert celebrity) might be there and it’s going to be the best party ever.  You’re not taking a date, but you have coordinated with several girl “friends” to be at the same club – anything could happen.  If you’re prepping for this sort of scene you want to look the part.  We suggest following Askmen.com’s advice and going with a leather jacket over a blue or eggplant dress shirt.  Ignore their advice to wear leather pants though.  Stick to a good fitting pair of slacks or consider a nice pair of dark washed designer jeans.

The Loft Private Cocktail Party (Yes, This is Our Plan)

Either a friend, a friend of a friend, or a friend of a friend of a friend has an apartment that can comfortably accommodate 50+ people and they’ve agreed to host a party.  This could range from a catered all you can drink cocktail bar with professional DJ to a keg in the corner and someone’s IPod hooked up to a stereo. Regardless it will be fun.  As the party varies so does the dress code, so be aware of what you’re getting into.  Most likely your outfit should be somewhere between fancy dinner attire and the over-the-top-night-club.  A good host will lay out guidelines in advance – like “black tie” to help their guests – so be respectful and dress according to the suggestions.  Just do it better than everyone else.  You will certainly want to wear a dress shirt.  Possibly a jacket and or tie.  The lighting will be better than at the club and you’re probably going to take your jacket off, so make sure your dress shirt fits you right and makes you look your best.  We also suggest wearing a nice pair of shiny leather shoes.  They won’t get destroyed as badly as they would in a club and people will notice.

Ok – now that you got the “what to wear” problem solved – move onto the much more important “who to kiss” problem.  Sorry Proper Cloth can’t help you there – but we wish you luck.

Have any other plans, or know of any good parties?  Let us know.

Stay Proper.